TOP 15 MOMENTS IN KOREA

1.

Eating all of hubby's food on the airplane

in addition to my own

2.

Being bitten mercilessly by blood-sucking mosquitos while sleeping,

then going on a midnight rampage to kill them all

Kills: Humans 5 Mosquitos 0

3.

Guilt-tripping these actors into taking a photo with us Americans
who traveled 14 hours across the sea

just to watch them march around Namsan Tower

4.
Freaking myself out by imagining capture by North Koreans at the DMZ border

5.
Taking a somewhat inappropriate picture with stuffed bears

6.

Yelling at hubby for buying these overpriced green-tea dusted chocolate squares,

then consuming them ravenously

7.

Sitting on a heated bidet seat for the first time,

then taking a picture in response to my fascination with it

8.
Dripping globs of snot while feasting on this Korean fish egg soup

9.

Attempting to rid my shoes of 10 lbs of sand,

and almost losing them in the Pacific Ocean

10.

Failing to realize the constraints of my gastrointestinal system,

consuming coma-inducing quantities of food at this buffet restaurant

The facial expression I restrained for above picture

11.

Discovering that sweet pickles and jalapenos are

apparently now part of a staple korean diet

12.

Battling frustratingly with a strawberry jam packet

(See simple corner image)

Conquering jam packet 10 minutes later,

then proclaiming the ingenuity of its packaging repetitively- in awe

13.

Politely sipping coffee at this revolving cafe with live music,

then dancing enthusiastically when positioned behind the cafe
where we could not be observed

14.

Refusing to comprehend how a dump truck could somehow be related to a Mercedes-Benz

15.

 Creating a sunrise with our hands and inner power. Hadouken! 

(See Street Fighter)

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