Thursday, August 4, 2011

BEHOLD, WHITE PAINT

Behold, 
these golden keys with sparkling glitter
will be transformed.


Step 1:
Be adventurous
Buy worthless $4 "decorative" keys at TJ Maxx

Step 2:
Cut at ring with sharp tools
Curse at weak arms
Consider a hammer
Fail miserably
Revert back to sharp tools

Step 3:
Brush white paint over keys
Chuckle in excitement at glorious transformation

Step 4:
Lightly pat white paint off for rustic look
Daydream about Pottery Barn

Step 5:
Stare at keys intensely
Wait for paint to dry

Step 6:
Touch painted keys before paint has dried
Frown at white fingertips and sigh loudly

Step 7:
Repaint keys
Move away from the keys

Step 8:
Wash dishes

Step 9:
Eagerly pounce on now dry keys
Dangle and admire in sunlight
Giggle with glee

Step 10:
Place on display
Pretend they're from Pottery Barn



Wednesday, July 6, 2011

THE ONE BEHIND THE LOVE SHACK

Welcome to our first home.


A three story townhouse,
in a quaint, gated community.


Also commonly referred to as being located behind the institution known as
The Love Shack.


I'll admit- I had strong doubts about our first home and its lack of absolute perfection.
Obviously I learned nothing from years of watching
Property Virgins, My First Place, and House Hunters

For one, the nuisance of climbing a flight of stairs as you enter.


The sight of plain, old-school, yellow hardwood,
including matching banisters.


These outdated, gold chandeliers.


The layout of 2 living rooms and 2 dining rooms.
(No Picture Available)

A crack in the window.


A mark on the wall, a dent in the wood, a spot on the ceiling, a canary chirping outside the window, etc.

I immediately went into DIY mode after we signed the contract in what had to have been
the most solemn faces in history.

And so,
it all began in our half bath.


I stained all existing yellow hardwood a warm java brown,
and came out vowing never to do another DIY project ever again.


The end result.




I also had all the hardware replaced
(which now I wish I had done something a little less matchy).






Here is the naked-home grand tour,
with a more furnished one to follow.

The Entrance


The Indoor Entrance



The Basement
(currently the trash room)



The Formal Living Room




The Formal Dining Room


The Informal Living/Dining Room


The Kitch.


The Refrigerator
(Samsung)


The Kitchen Faucet 
(which hubby proudly installed)



The Master Bedroom


The Secondary Master Bedroom Space


 The Master Bath


The Vaulted Ceiling


The Closet


The Jetted Tub & Shower


The Water Closet



The End.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

COW TIPPING STATE

This is the account of my 26th birthday spent in Iowa with the fam.

1.
Ate spicy korean marinated blue crab (gae-jahng) that requires a certain kind of genius to make,
and a certain type of stomach to devour


2.
Sat at a feast fit for a Lee descendent of royal heritage
(Me)


3.
Happy Birthday to me,
in this awesome granny sweater


4.
Things to do in Iowa #1:
Bowl


5.
Things to do in Iowa #2:
Sleep at bowling alley


6.
We fish on rainy days, on slippery rocks, in flats and loafers, and in dangerously high winds


7.
This is me smiling before the flying insect fluttered up my pant leg,
and before the other one flew down my shirt


8.
Poked mom's eyeball with my umbrella


9.
We caught this


Ok, we didn't catch anything
So I took a picture of a catfish someone else caught to make us feel better about it

10.
Did you say that the best burger joint is in IOWA?!
Heck yeah!


Eat it


Eat it good



End.