Tuesday, March 27, 2012

WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO CRUISE


1.
Within a few minutes of being on the cruise ship, I stepped in
a melted chocolate ice cream puddle


2.
Spent too much time in the room trying to top each other's Fruit Ninja scores


3.
Got lost on the cruise ship every single time we left our cabins


4.
Won a free cocktail token!
Then lost it


5.
Compared our cruise boat with the others,
and found it severely lacking
(Far left)


6.
Gawked openly when we saw this on the Disney Dream cruise ship:


The Lion King playing on a massive big screen


And a super awesome water slide


Bitter jealousy ensued

7.
After watching The Lion King from our raft,
played a round of miniature golf in 25mph winds


8.
Attempted communication with the Tree of Souls




9.
Blew corned beef hash out my nostrils


10.
Let loose my food photography skills



11.
And my cleanliness instinct


12.
Teleported to an alternate dimension


No! Hubby! Get away from there!


Run! It's going to get you!


Aaaagh!



End.




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