Thursday, August 4, 2011

BEHOLD, WHITE PAINT

Behold, 
these golden keys with sparkling glitter
will be transformed.


Step 1:
Be adventurous
Buy worthless $4 "decorative" keys at TJ Maxx

Step 2:
Cut at ring with sharp tools
Curse at weak arms
Consider a hammer
Fail miserably
Revert back to sharp tools

Step 3:
Brush white paint over keys
Chuckle in excitement at glorious transformation

Step 4:
Lightly pat white paint off for rustic look
Daydream about Pottery Barn

Step 5:
Stare at keys intensely
Wait for paint to dry

Step 6:
Touch painted keys before paint has dried
Frown at white fingertips and sigh loudly

Step 7:
Repaint keys
Move away from the keys

Step 8:
Wash dishes

Step 9:
Eagerly pounce on now dry keys
Dangle and admire in sunlight
Giggle with glee

Step 10:
Place on display
Pretend they're from Pottery Barn



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