Wednesday, February 16, 2011

HOW TO GET MORE HUGS FROM HUBBY

I've developed a most unusual desire to buy a pair of fuzzy fleece sleepwear- preferably one that is an imitation of some sort of animal- like a panda bear, with a matching hood.


There are several advantages to wearing such an outfit while lounging at home:

1) Sufficient warmth from black and white fleece and hoodie.
2) Extra baggy, unrestrained comfort and flexibility for cooking, cleaning, and cuddling maneuvers.
3) Adequate coverage with panda's stubby tail.
4) Significant decrease in hubby's length of anger.
5) Sudden increase in energy and voice pitch.
6) More hugs from hubby.
7) Intimidate strangers at the door with a simple downward flip of the hood.
8) Frighten away thieves with Kung-Fu Panda moves and growling noises.
9) Frolic with other neighborhood pets and outdoor animals.
10) Gain the ability to hibernate after eating large amounts of food.

(Pandas do not hibernate, but a wifey-in-a-panda-pajama-costume can).

1 comments:

Unknown said...

But panda's consume bamboo. Kind of restricts your possibilities.

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